Battle is the thirty eighth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 17th June, 2003
Summary: Its a lyrical battlefield as Weebl faces off against Wee Bull in a rap war to end all rap wars!
Tune: Beats Akimbo - Trained Monkey
Credits: Weebl, Skoo, and Cheechy
Transcript[]
WEEBL: Aah hah! Arch nemesis Wee Bull!
{Wee Bull blows out a puff of air.}.
WEEBL: What you mean? You want to battle?
{Wee Bull blows out two puffs of air.}
WEEBL: Aah. A freestyle rap battle. My rap skills are many.
{Wee Bull blows out a puff of air.}
WEEBL: Word!
{Fade to a screen saying "AT THE CLUB". Fade to the club. People are dancing, Monkey is on decks, and Weebl, Bob and Wee Bull are in the center.}
BOB: Tonight we have a battle between wee bull and weebl. Let's hear it for Wee Bull!
{The crowd cheers.}
{Wee Bull puffs to the tune. Weebl gets a surprised look.}
BOB: He he. OK. Now it's weebl's turn. Yo! Yo! Yo!
{Weebl freezes.}
BOB: What up Weebl? You choking?
WEEBL: Yes. On cheese!
{Weebl coughs up cheese.}
BOB: What you thinking? Eating cheese before a battle!
WEEBL: I was thinking, "ooh some cheese." You win this time Wee Bull!
BOB: Again.
WEEBL: Why does he always win bob? Why!
BOB: Talk to the hand 'cos the face don't want to know!
{Cut to Handboy and a Face from the a-team.}
HANDBOY: Oh boy! Face from the a-team! Why does weebl always lose?
FACE: Nah. I don't want to know.