Captain is the seventy eighth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 23rd December, 2004
Summary: Weebl meets the captain. The captain of the farm. Will his demands be met?!
Tune: Pants Farmer - Short Llama
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript[]
WEEBL: {singing} This is pie control to major yum. We eaten all your pi-i-i iiie.
{The captain flies onscreen.}
CAPTAIN: {shouting} Silence! I am the captain and I must be obeyed!
{Horse pops in from the side of the screen.}
HORSE: He must be obeyed!
{Horse leaves.}
CAPTAIN: Chicken.
WEEBL: Whu?
{Horse pops in from the side of the screen.}
HORSE: He is the captain of the farm!
{Horse leaves.}
CAPTAIN: Bring me cheese. And... sardines!
WEEBL: With no biscuits?
CAPTAIN: The captain has NO need for biscuits! Horse.
{Horse pops in from the bottom of the screen.}
HORSE: Yes.
{Horse leaves.}
WEEBL: But-
CAPTAIN: {shouting} Silence!
{Horse pops in from the bottom of the screen.}
HORSE: Yes.
{Horse leaves.}
CAPTAIN: I am the captain.
{Horse pops in from the side of the screen.}
HORSE: He is the captain of the farm!
{Horse leaves.}
CAPTAIN: {shouting} Recognize my authority!
WEEBL: No!
CAPTAIN: Bye then.
WEEBL: Bye.
{The captain flys to the edge of the screen then turns around and starts flying towards Weebl.}
CAPTAIN: {shouting} Attack!
{The captain bangs into Weebl and falls onto floor.}
CAPTAIN: Uff! Uhm. Sorry. I thought I'd left something.
{The captain gets up and starts flying again.}
CAPTAIN: Bye.
{The captain flies away.}
WEEBL: What... was that all about? And when did farms need captains?
{Cut to a farm floating on the sea, going in the direction of the sun - the captain is on this farm.}
CAPTAIN: Ahoy farm hands!