Cat Face is the first episode of the series Cat Face.
Posted: 16th June, 2007
Summary: Cat Face. He's got a big cat face. Based on actual events.
Transcript[]
{The normal theme plays.}
{Cut to Catface in the kitchen.}
NARRATOR: Catface was in the kitchen, rummaging through the cupboards looking for something to eat.
CATFACE: There's no ash flavored with fish in here. There's no wood products that smell like beef.
{Close-up of Catface holding a bottle labeled 'BLEACH'.}
CATFACE: What is this? This no good for me! I must go go to the shops, yes.
{Cut to a neighborhood. Catface is flying above a street with various silhouettes of kids waving and yelling.}
NARRATOR: So off Catface went, floating down the street, children waving as he passed by.
CATFACE: You kids, go! Out my way! Shoo! I'm off to the shops, you know?
{Cut to a shop. Catface is floating next to the cash register.}
SHOPKEEPER: Hello, Catface, eh, what can-
{The shopkeeper catches on fire and Catface flies away.}
CATFACE: I hate that shopkeeper, I don't even know why I came here. They don't even sell cat food. This is a wood shop or something. I don't know, I don't care. I'm a cat, I can't read.
{Cut to a blue screen with an aqua circle in the center and the words "Silly Catface in the top left corner. Catface's head appears in the circle.}
NARRATOR: Silly Catface.
CATFACE: Hey, kids, stay in school, eh?
{The circle closes and the words fade out.}
External links[]
- Catface, he's got a big cats face
S'got the body of a cat
And the face of a cat
And he fly's threw the air coz he's got a catface
Catface