Chtistmas is the twenty-sixth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 23rd December, 2002
Summary: Weebl and Bob celebrate the true meaning of Christmas...merchandising! Skoo is the guest voice.
Tune: At Night - Shakedown (Kid Creme Mix)
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript[]
{The title appears saying "HOW WEEBL SAVED CHRISTMAS" before fading to Weebl and Bob next to an open fire.}
WEEBL: Best put fire out. Or santa might be burnt up.
BOB: Yes.
{With that, the fire dies down.}
BOB: That was the close one.
WEEBL: Christmas is saved!
{Cut to the words "NOW YOU TOO CAN SAVE THIS CHRISTMAS!" appearing on screen}
NARRATOR: Now you too can save this Christmas...
{CDs flash up, one saying "now that's what I call a fat arse! 23" and another saying "Pure Apathy 2", with the comment "hot piss. these offers give me a fat one!" - clive dunbar" under it.}
NARRATOR: ...With our great low low prices on fantastic offers! Including Weebl sings shit!
{A CD saying "weebl sings shit" with Weebl under it appears. Fade to Weebl.}
WEEBL: {singing} Little donkey. Lovely donkey.
{By the side, an INCLUDES appears on the side, showing what's on the CD.}
WEEBL: {singing} Gonna sex you up. Little donkey I can't have you. Chris has made that very clear.
{Fade to Weebl in a stylish hat, still singing.}
WEEBL: {singing} You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not hurl or you get no pie. Santa Claus is coming... to town.
{Fade to Weebl next to a snowman}
WEEBL {singing} A vagina. Big vagina. A thing you can't understand. Haugh ahh mergh gee ga hauwgh. To you! Silver bells...
{BUY NOW!!! flashes on screen.}
NARRATOR: Buy Now and we'll even throw in some festive lemons.
{Some festive Lemons appear.}
LEMONS: Lemons.
{The CD plus the Lemons equals Values appear on screen.}
NARRATOR: All for the low price of $19.99
{Weebl and Bob appear next to a logo saying "If it's not Pukka, It's not Pie! - Pukka Pies" and wearing black hats with the word 'pukka' on them.}
WEEBL: Christmas so commercialized. It make me sick.
BOB: We never resort to such things!