Cleaner is the eighth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 27th June, 2002

Duration: 3:15

Summary: It's a day of purchasing as Weebl buys some cleaner and Bob buys a car.

Tune: Ultimate Funk - Bob Sinclar

Credits: Jonti Picking

Transcript Edit

WEEBL: Bob! Bob!

{Bob rolls onscreen}

BOB: Yes?

WEEBL: Has cleaner arrived yet?

BOB: I go look.

{Bob rolls offscreen}

WEEBL: Me exited already.

{Bob rolls back onscreen}

WEEBL: Ooh ooh!

BOB: It not here.

WEEBL: What about now?

BOB: I go see.

WEEBL: Chop chop then.


{Bob rolls offscreen. He soon rolls back in.}

BOB: No. Just monkey in foam hat.

WEEBL: Monkeys don't wear hats.

BOB: Must have been your mum then.

WEEBL: What about now?

BOB: I go see!

{Bob rolls offscreen.}

OFFSCREEN MAN: Hello. Special delivery.

BOB: {Offscreen} Ooooh!

{Weebl jumps.}

WEEBL: It's here! It's here!

{Weebl's eyes turn invisible and Bob drives in on a car}

BOB: No cleaner yet.

{Weebl's eyes turn back to normal while Bob starts to drive around the screen}

BOB: Weeeeeeeeeeee.

OFFSCREEN MAN: Hello. Special delivery.

BOB: {Offscreen} Ooooh!

{Bob drives in with a new hat on}

BOB: You like my driving hat?

{Weebl looks annoyed and growls and drives offscreen again.}

BOB: Oh. Something for you.

{Weebl doesn't look annoyed anymore}

BOB: You order book?

WEEBL: What it called?

BOB: How to stab people called Bob... And nick their cars.

WEEBL: Blimey. That was quick. Oi oi! What the greasy poop is going on there?

{Shifts over to some feces, a monkey, and a bottle of Dettox Bleach.}

MONKEY: Hello there. I seem to have done a toilet on your floor. Good thing I seem to have brought this pie scented cleaner, eh?

{Shifts back}

WEEBL: How handy. Why not say pie cleaner was here, Bob?

BOB: I thought was your mum.

WEEBL: Cheeky monkey!

{Some of the feces lands on Bob's hat}

BOB: My hat smells of poop.

MONKEY: {Offscreen} Sorry!

WEEBL: I love monkey.

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