Cleaner is the eighth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 27th June, 2002
Duration: 3:15
Summary: It's a day of purchasing as Weebl buys some cleaner and Bob buys a car.
Tune: Ultimate Funk - Bob Sinclar
Credits: Jonti Picking
Transcript[]
WEEBL: Bob! Bob!
{Bob rolls onscreen}
BOB: Yes?
WEEBL: Has cleaner arrived yet?
BOB: I go look.
{Bob rolls offscreen}
WEEBL: Me exited already.
{Bob rolls back onscreen}
WEEBL: Ooh ooh!
BOB: It not here.
WEEBL: What about now?
BOB: I go see.
WEEBL: Chop chop then.
BOB: K.
{Bob rolls offscreen. He soon rolls back in.}
BOB: No. Just monkey in foam hat.
WEEBL: Monkeys don't wear hats.
BOB: Must have been your mum then.
WEEBL: What about now?
BOB: I go see!
{Bob rolls offscreen.}
OFFSCREEN MAN: Hello. Special delivery.
BOB: {Offscreen} Ooooh!
{Weebl jumps.}
WEEBL: It's here! It's here!
{Weebl's eyes turn invisible and Bob drives in on a car}
BOB: No cleaner yet.
{Weebl's eyes turn back to normal while Bob starts to drive around the screen}
BOB: Weeeeeeeeeeee.
OFFSCREEN MAN: Hello. Special delivery.
BOB: {Offscreen} Ooooh!
{Bob drives in with a new hat on}
BOB: You like my driving hat?
{Weebl looks annoyed and growls and drives offscreen again.}
BOB: Oh. Something for you.
{Weebl doesn't look annoyed anymore}
BOB: You order book?
WEEBL: What it called?
BOB: How to stab people called Bob... And nick their cars.
WEEBL: Blimey. That was quick. Oi oi! What the greasy poop is going on there?
{Shifts over to some feces, a monkey, and a bottle of Dettox Bleach.}
MONKEY: Hello there. I seem to have done a toilet on your floor. Good thing I seem to have brought this pie scented cleaner, eh?
{Shifts back}
WEEBL: How handy. Why not say pie cleaner was here, Bob?
BOB: I thought was your mum.
WEEBL: Cheeky monkey!
{Some of the feces lands on Bob's hat}
BOB: My hat smells of poop.
MONKEY: {Offscreen} Sorry!
WEEBL: I love monkey.