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Clowns is the thirty fourth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 23rd April, 2003

Summary: Hats. for clowns. La la la la la la laaaa. Hats. for clowns. La la la la la la laaaa.

Tune: Ooh Loads - Dapper Clowns

Credits: Weebl and Skoo

Transcript Edit

{A clown head is floating about.}

CLOWN: Look at my hat! Look at my lovely hat!

{A banana pops up.}

BANANNA: It is a fine hat

CLOWN: Who are you?

BANANNA: I'm a banana!

{Fade to Weebl in bed.}

WEEBL: {snorts} Must buy the hats for clowns album. And a banana.

{The words "LATER AT THE RECORD STORE" appear.}

{Cut to Weebl and Bob at Lovely Lovely Records.}

WEEBL: Lo shopkeep. You have "dapper clowns" album?

SHOPKEEP: You mean "a handwashed turkey"?

WEEBL: Not sure. What on it?

SHOPKEEP: let me play you a few tracks.

{The shopkeep puts the CD on.}

MUSIC: Cats. Four pounds. La la la la la la laaaa. cats. four pounds. La la la la la la laaaa.

{The shopkeep switches tracks.}

MUSIC: Chaps. In gowns. La la la la la la laaaa. Chaps. In gowns. La la la la la la laaaa.

{The shopkeep switches tracks.}

MUSIC: Crabs. In town. La la la la la la laaaa. Crabs. In town. La la la la la la laaaa.

{The shopkeep switches tracks.}

{Random voices and noises are heard.}

SHOPKEEP: This one's a remix by "Hispanic Street Preachers".

{The shopkeep switches tracks.}

MUSIC: A handwashed turkey. There's turkey for all. A handwashed turkey. This turkey's having a ball.

{The shopkeep switches the music off.}

SHOPKEEP: so this what your after?

WEEBL: No. It not got hats for clowns on. It poop. I'm off to buy a banana.

BOB: How you afford that?

WEEBL: I have fingers in many pies.

BOB: You not got any fingers.

WEEBL: I never said they were mine.

{Cut to Handboy in a pie.}

HANDBOY: {screams} It burns!

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