Cows is the forty eigth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 28th October, 2003

Summary: Cows are evil. If you don't believe me, and you'd be a fool not to, you can find all the proof you need in here! Also includes a bit of the theme from vertigo.

Tune: 1969 - Boards of Canada

Credits: Weebl and Skoo

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WEEBL: Aaah. The country.

BOB: It quite scenic.

WEEBL: The rolling purple hills...

BOB: The clear purple sky...

WEEBL: What that in distance?

{Bob looks behind him.}

BOB: It coming closer.

{A large stamping noise edges closer before finally a cow appears on screen.}

COW: Moo.

WEEBL: Ooh. A cow!

BOB: Meh. Err. I'm nervous.

WEEBL: Careful bob. They can smell fear. You know cows make the beefs?

BOB: How?

WEEBL: I don't know. Maybe they are magic.

BOB: Magic cows?

WEEBL: Yes. Beef magic.

BOB: Moodoo!

{At this point, the cow takes a small bite out of Bob.}

BOB: Ow. It bit me!

WEEBL: Suck out the poison. Quick.

BOB: I can't.

WEEBL: Oh wait. That sheep. Let's go to bed.


{The next morning, Bob wakes up and looks out the window to find hundreds of cows outside. He screams.}

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