Date is the ninety first episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 8th August, 2005
Summary: Weebl decides to cheer bob up by arranging a blind date.
Tune: Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye, Squeeky Cheeks - Nobby Dan
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript[]
WEEBL: {singing} This is a song. A song about pie. I hope I get some before I die! Song about pie!
{Bob rolls onscreen humming.}
WEEBL: Lo Bob.
BOB: Lo.
WEEBL: Oh cheer up! You bringing me down with your sadness.
BOB: But I quite happy!
WEEBL: Don't lie Bob. You not been the same since your ex-wife's zombie toe left you.
BOB: Yes. That was quite sad... thanks for reminding me.
WEEBL: No. Thank you. Anyway. To cheer you up, I set you up with a blind date.
BOB: Oooh! But I know nothing about wooing a lady.
WEEBL: Then you speaking to the right Weebl!
{Bob looks around}
BOB: Who that then?
WEEBL: I talking about me!
BOB: Oh right.
{Cut to a graphic saying "Weebl's Guide to being a sexual conquistador," "Step1: At the bar" Scene changes to a bar, odly enough}
WEEBL: K. to start I suggest you mention her shoe.
BOB: K
WEEBL: Try it on me Bob.
BOB: Nice shoe! Are they from primark?
WEEBL: Why yes... yes they are. Take me now!
BOB: Success!
WEEBL: See?
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