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Fleabag is the ninety second episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 21st August, 2005

Summary: Bob is back with a handy guide for cat owners.

Tune: Laura - Ray Coniff

Credits: Bob Bobertson

Transcript Edit

{We start with the text "BOB's GUIDE TO CAT PWING!"}

{Cut to the words "TIP: 1".}

{Cut to the words "NEVER IRON YOUR CAT WHEN WET!"}

{Cut to Big Hat Man ironing his cat.}

BIG HAT MAN: I am ironing my cat.

BEARD MAN: Is it wet?

BIG HAT MAN: No.

BEARD MAN: Continue.

NAPELEON: Lol! Wet pussy!

BIG HAT MAN: Lol!

BEARD MAN: Lol!

{Cut to the words "TIP: 2".}

{Cut to the words "CHECK FOR TRAPS!"}

{Cut to Big Hat Man looking at his cat's anus with a telescope.}

BIG HAT MAN: Clear!

{Cut to the words "TIP: 3".}

{Cut to the words "CATS THAT TICK ARE OFTEN NOT CATS AT ALL!"}

{Cut to Clock Man stroking a clock. Beard Man watches.}

CLOCK MAN: My cat is ticking.

BEARD MAN: No. That is a clock.

{Clock Man looks at his clock}

CLOCK MAN: Oh no! I'm blind!

{Cut to the words TIP: 4}

{Cut to the words "CATS MAKE RUBBISH GUIDE DOGS!"}

{Cut to Walkies Man holding his cat - who is asleep - with a leash.}

WALKIES MAN: To the shops!

CAT: Purr. Purr.

{Cut to the words "LATER".}

{Cut back to Walkies Man in the same position. He is now a skeleton. The cat is still asleep.}

CAT: Purr. Purr.

WALKIES MAN'S SKELETON: I am dead through starvation.

{Walkies Man's skeleton falls to the ground with a sound effect made respectively by BOB}

{Cut to the words "TIP: 5".}

{Cut to the words "CATS DO NOT MAKE GOOD WIGS."}

{Cut to Posh Man talking to a man with a sleeping cat on his head. He has scratches on his face.}

POSH MAN: Nice hair!

CAT WIG MAN: Thanks. It's Persian.

{Another man with a sleeping cat on his head arrives.}

CAT WIG MAN 2: Hey guys. What's happening in this...

{The two cats wake up to have a cat fight. Lots of screams of pain from the cat wig men ensue.}

POSH MAN: Fashion. {pulls out his cigar} But at what cost?

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