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Ghosts is the ninety ninth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 21st December, 2005

Summary: Bob is back with more informative information to help you through life.

Transcript Edit

SCROOGE: I am being bothered by bothersome ghosts.

{Posh Man walks onscreen.}

POSH MAN: I can help you.

SCROOGE: You are burning my eye.

POSH MAN: Indeed.

{Cut to the words "Dealing with ghosts from the Past". Scrooge and Posh Man are with the Ghost of Christmas Pasts.}

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Woo. I am a ghost from the pasts.

POSH MAN: You already done this.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Are you sure?

POSH MAN: Yes. Because it was in the pasts.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: Blimy! You'd think I'd remember that. Me being from the pasts and all.

POSH MAN: Yes. Without memory the past is nothing.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PASTS: {thinking} Arses. Bye then.

POSH MAN: Bye.

{The Ghost of Christmas Pasts disappears with a ping.}

SCROOGE: You are still burning me.

POSH MAN: And how.

{Cut to the words "Dealing with ghosts from christmas present". Scrooge and Posh Man are with the Ghost of Christmas Present.}

SCROOGE: {walking away} Bloody cigar.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Boo!

SCROOGE: Eek!

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I am the ghost of right now. Now being the present.

POSH MAN: You look more like the ghost of christmas presents.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: I get that a lot.

POSH MAN: I think it the box.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Really? I'll go change.

POSH MAN: I think chains would look slimming on you.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT: Cheers mate.

POSH MAN: No problem mate.

{The Ghost of Christmas Present disappears with a ping.}

{Cut to the words "Dealing with ghosts from christmas of the future.}

POSH MAN: Oops. Too soon!

{Posh Man and Scrooge are with the Ghost of Christmas Future.}

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Rarrrrr! I am a scary ghost from the future.

SCROOGE: Ooh. What's it like?

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Not much has changed but we live underwater.

POSH MAN: But time is linear and you cannot exist since future yet to happen.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: Minge burgers! Busted!

{Ghost of Christmas Future disappears with a ping.}

{Cut to the words "Dealing with Scrooges".}

{Posh Man pokes Scrooge with his cigar. Scrooge falls over.}

SCROOGE: Ow!

SCROOGE: What that for? I am not a ghost.

POSH MAN: Then my work here is done.

SCROOGE: Huzzah!

POSH MAN: Yay!

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