Gothic is the ninety seventh episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 13th November, 2005

Summary: Weebl sings a stylish song then Bob ruins it.

Transcript Edit

{Weebl is up close as drum beats bang.}

WEEBL: {singing} And I want the pie!

{Cut to Chris the Ninja Pirate.}

CHRIS: {singing} Now I 'aint sayin' she's a pie licker...

WEEBL: {singing} I don't care what pie!

CHRIS: {singing} But she's definately a pie nicker.

WEEBL: {singing} Yeah. Give me pie!

CHRIS: {singing} She's taken all of y' pie.

WEEBL: {singing} A girthy pie!

CHRIS: {singing} And now she's making you cry.

{Weebl is blurred as we focus on Chris}

WEEBL: {singing} Doo doot doo pie.

CHRIS: {singing} And now all the pies are gone.

WEEBL: {singing} Doo doot doo pie.

CHRIS: {singing} That's why your singing this song.

{We see Weebl clearly now as Bob rolls in, behind Chris, wearing goth gear.}

WEEBL: {singing} Doo doot doo pie.

CHRIS: {singing} Until bob comes along...

WEEBL: {singing} Don't you make me cry.

CHRIS: {singing} And we see that something's wrong.

WEEBL: {singing} Yeah. Gonna eat some pie!

{The music stops and Chris disappears.}

WEEBL: {singing} Yeah dirty pie. A... what are you wearing?

BOB: I have become a goths. Henceforth from this day... you may call me... errr... bob. Lord of the dark... things.

WEEBL: Is that rights?

BOB: Yes.

WEEBL: May I ask why you become a goths?

BOB: Yes.

{There is a long pause.}

BOB: Go on then.

WEEBL: Oh sorry. Why have you become a goths?

BOB: Because I depressed about not having pie. Also, I found this wig and cloak in a ditch.

WEEBL: Mmmyeah. The cloak is quite stylish. But is that enough reason to become a goths?

BOB: But I get to hang out with hot goths chicks now.

WEEBL: Ooh! Where this ditch?

{Cut to a goth club, lights flashing and groans of music, literally, in the background. Weebl is dressed as a clown, whereas Bob is still in his goth gear.}

WEEBL: Blimey. The music in this goth night club is really kicking!

BOB: {unimpressed} Yes. Couldn't find a goths outfit in the ditch then?

WEEBL: What you mean? I wearing it now!

BOB: Do you even know what a goths is?

WEEBL: Of course I do. They ride around in really small cars and wear rediculously large shoes.

BOB: You never been more wrong!

{A lady hops onscreen wearing a really large shoe. Bob turns around.}

BOB: {sad} oh.

LADY: Mmmm. Goth boots!

{The Toy Ad plays.}

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