Joust is the eighty fourth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.

Posted: 4th April, 2005

Summary: Weebl declares a joust to show his love for Donkey. Chivalry is not dead!

Tune: I Am Clort - Wang Doodle

Credits: Weebl and Skoo

Transcript Edit

{Weebl is with Donkey and Chris the Ninja Pirate.}

CHRIS: Avast, Weebl. 'Tis a fine day to be sure.

WEEBL: {screaming} THAT'S ENOUGH! I fed up of you lording it over me with donkey!


WEEBL: I not stand for it anymore.

{Bob rolls onscreen.}

BOB: You not stand for anything anyway.

CHRIS: Yarr! He just sits there... 'tis sickening.

WEEBL: Shut up. Bum eyes.

BOB: Bum eye.

WEEBL: What?

BOB: He only have one eye.

WEEBL: Oh. I demand a joust!

CHRIS: You want to fight me?

WEEBL: Yes. In a joust.. baggsie donkey for my ride.

CHRIS: I think not!

WEEBL: Scared are you? I am rather tasty in a fight.

CHRIS: This be pointless. Me and donkey are already married.

WEEBL: I never let legally recognised unions stop me before.

BOB: That true. He wrecked my married with his constant demands for a duel.

WEEBL: She wasn't good enough for you bob.

BOB: You're right. What was I thinking marrying a millionaire supermodel scientist?

WEEBL: She only had nine toes, Bob. Nine toes!

BOB: Only after the duel. I still have the toe at least.

{Cut to Zombito and Handboy.}

HANDBOY: Well hello sexy! You're coming with me!

ZOMBITO: Braaainsss.

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