Joust2 is the eighty fifth episode of the series Weebl & Bob.
Posted: 26th April, 2005
Summary: The stunning conclusion! Who will gain Donkey’s affections?!
Tune: A Team Theme and others
Credits: Weebl and Skoo
Transcript[]
{Weebl is with Bob, Chris the Ninja Pirate and Donkey.}
WEEBL: So then. We jousting?
CHRIS: Be you asking?
WEEBL: I asking!
CHRIS: I be jousting! But only to defend donkey's honour, and to silence ye, mainly to silence ye.
WEEBL: Oh it is the on! Come Bob. We must prepare.
BOB: Me want to help Chris though.
WEEBL: Oh you do do you?
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: Tough titties!
BOB: K.
{Cut to Vibro Egg, in a "homie" styled hat, wearing a Jim Fixed it Chain" The picture moves in time to the music, then "Pimp My Ride" text appears.}
{Cut to Vibro Egg, Weebl and Bob next to Bob's car.}
VIBRO EGG: Sup!
BOB: Lo mr. eggsy bit
WEEBL: Don't I know you?
VIBRO EGG: It's possible. I just woke up from a burn induced coma. Anyway. You want us to pimp your ride?
BOB: Yes.
WEEBL: It for a joust. We using my car instead of horse.
BOB: It my car!
WEEBL: Do you see?
VIBRO EGG: No I don't see.. my retinas were burnt off in the accident.
BOB: For real?
VIBRO EGG: For real!
WEEBL: Word.
VIBRO EGG: Ok. Give me the keys and i'll get this car to west coast customs.
WEEBL: Hurrah!
BOB: Hold on! Did you just say you blind?
VIBRO EGG: Don't worry about it. I've done this hundreds of times.
BOB: K.
{Cut to Bob's now crashed car against a lamppost and Vibro Egg.}
VIBRO EGG: Ah crap. Not again.
{Zoom out to show a garage, "West Coast Conserves - Body Shop and Freedom Fighters".}
VIBRO EGG: Well I guess this place will do.
{Cut to inside the shop, where Vibro Egg, Bob's crashed car and High Jam are.}
VIBRO EGG: What up brother? We need to get our joust on, can you pimp this in time?
JAM: I don't really know. The others are our and I'm not really supposed to do any work.
VIBRO EGG: Aw. Come on man. Your busting my yolk.
JAM: Well ok. If you're sure.
VIBRO EGG: It's not my car. Why should I care?
{High Jam is now welding to the tune of the A team.}
JAM: All done!
{Weebl and Bob join Vibro Egg and High Jam in the garage.}
VIBRO EGG: When you gave us your car it was all beat up.
BOB: No it wasn't!
VIBRO EGG: But now... we be pimpin!
{With a thud Bob's now pimped up car lands on the floor.}
BOB: Gasp!
WEEBL: Gasp!
VIBRO EGG: I can tell by your gasps you are amazed. let's take a look at your sweet new ride.
BOB: My poor car.
{Cut to graphics explaining the functions of the car, with High Jam.}
JAM: first I did the big tyres like... 'coz... it's like a tractor! then I added the mop. thats for the joust. and it's held on with gaffer tape. the can of beans are on the fr... that's a sort of... hood ornament. and the can opener on the back... I just had lying around. the beans are there to give the car the fresh smell of beans. which everyone loves.
{Cut back to Weebl, Bob, Vibro Egg and High Jam in the garage.}
WEEBL: How I supposed to drive that?
BOB: Very carefully.
JAM: What? Don't you like it?
WEEBL AND BOB: No!
VIBRO EGG: You've officially been pimped!
WEEBL: Quiet you. Well it nearly time for joust. Bob.
BOB: Yes.
JAM: Better put these tools away.
WEEBL: If anything happen to me I want you to take my place in dule.
{A hammer flys in from the right and breaks Vibro Eggs yolk, killing him.}
BOB: But...
WEEBL: Thank you Bob. You a true friend.
BOB: But...
WEEBL: Yes. A true friend. AGHH!
BOB: What up?
WEEBL: I stub my toe! Or bang my thumb. I not think I can go on.
BOB: Which is it? Toe or thumb?
WEEBL: Which ever one more serious.
BOB: Oh no!
WEEBL: Look like you will have to fight for me.
BOB: Oh no!
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