Parsley Boobs Episode 1 is the first in a series of toons about Carl Honduras and Minky Steve's adventures.
Posted: 13th April, 2007
Summary: Part 1 of the Parsley Boobs saga.
Transcript[]
{Carl Honduras is in a bathroom washing his face}
CARL HONDURAS: {singing} I'm washing my face.
{Minky Steve is washing his face in the toilet.}
MINKY STEVE: {singing} I'm washing mine too!
{Cut to space. Carl is floating in an astronaut suit.}
CARL HONDURAS: {singing} I got mine from space.
{Cut back to the bathroom. Minky is washing his face with feces.}
MINKY STEVE: {singing} Mine's covered in poo.
{Cut to a green diamond-patterned screen with the words "Parsley Boobs" growing larger on it.}
BOTH: Parsley Boobs!
{Cut to a newsroom where the pair are sitting behind a desk}
CARL HONDURAS: Good evening. I'm Carl Honduras.
MINKY STEVE: And I'm Minky Steve!
CARL HONDURAS: And this is The Nine O'Clock-
VOICEOVER: FORK!
{text slowly scrolls beneath a picture of a fork reading 'The Chantal Serving Fork: $17.95. The Oval Serving Fork like many Chantal...'}
MINKY STEVE: I really do love The Nine O'Clock Fork.
CARL HONDURAS: Oh, yes, it's what keeps our society together.
MINKY STEVE: Do you want to do something after work?
CARL HONDURAS: Ooh! Can we go to the park?!
{Cut to the pair, skipping through the park and holding hands}
MINKY STEVE: I've been thinking about the future a lot.
CARL HONDURAS: I prefer the past.
MINKY STEVE: What happens there?
CARL HONDURAS: Let's find out....RIGHT NOW!
MINKY STEVE: Right now!
CARL HONDURAS: Yes.
MINKY STEVE: {singing} Brilliant!
CARL HONDURAS: After we finish skipping practice, of course.
MINKY STEVE: Well, of course.
{Cut to a rainbow vortex, through which Steve and Carl are flying in the pouch of a giant pink rabbit trailing rainbows}
MINKY STEVE: Wheeeeeeee! {singing} Time-travelling is fabulous!
CARL HONDURAS: Stupid plan.... Next time we take my time machine!
{Cut to Carl's drive where the Time Crapper, a heavily armed tank, is sitting}
MINKY STEVE: You're just upset because I got to drive!
CARL HONDURAS: I get time-sick if I don't!
MINKY STEVE: {offering Carl a cup of tea} Would you like some soothing tea?
CARL HONDURAS: {Slaps the teacup out of Steve's hand} ......Yes.
{Cut to a chamber where Leonardo Da Vinci stands proud}
LEONARDO DA VINCI: Ah, success! I have invented the fork! Society will be changed forever! Now all I must do is tell someone about- {Steve's tea emerges from a vortex and the saucer is embedded in his head} BLEEAGH! Oh no, I am dying.
{The fork is shown in Da Vinci's hand in close-up as blood pools around the body. A dramatic chord plays as the scene fades, leaving the words 'To Be Continued'}